Jealous PC user assaults Apple

Earlier this week at approximately 3:30 am an unknown suspect either attempted to break into our Wasilla MacHaus location, or was venting their frustration at Apple's growing popularity as of late. All we have to say to that poor disgruntled PC user is that sticks and stones may break our glass, but viruses will never hurt us.

Luckily for us it would seem the perpetrator decided to use our Apple logo for target practice, which in the end may have saved glass from completely shattering. Soon after our assailant threw his rock of bitter resentment both guardian and those boys in blue showed up to the rescue, though it would seem our he/she fled the scene as soon as the security alarm went off.

So in our final closing remarks here, we ask all of you out there, please don't hate us because we are virus free, user friendly and our software is well integrated. Instead why not simply convert to the light, after all the holiday season is upon us and a new desktop or laptop would make the perfect gift for anybody on your list!